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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.  Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the  mask. 'Are my testicles black?'  Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm  only here to wash your upper body and feet.'    He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please  check. Are my testicles black?'  Concerned  that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the  covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.  Then, she takes a close look and says,  There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'  The  man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......   A r e - m y - t e s t - r e  s u l t s - b a c k? HAHAHA *faints* m currently in LeeFung's house disturbing her while stealing her internet connection. HAHA. was here the whole day yesterday, back here again today after having DimSum with her family. i'm one unfilial daughter. havent been staying at home since the day i reached Penang. leave home in e morning and reaches after 2 in e morning everyday without fail. tsk tsk tsk.. but i cant help it, cause home doesnt feel like home anymore. so i crashes my friend's house. heehee

good thing, i'm having family dinner tonight with Dad, Sis, Grandma, aunts, uncle and cousins to reconcile back with them XD

i will be leaving Penang tomorrow morning. departing at 9.05am. i want to stay here loooonger.. 

but part of me misses a little of my unglam singapore life. a lil, not much :))